Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.