Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.