Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
China.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Like if you have nuts.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Andrew Tate.
Like this if you're an American.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Depression sucks, and so do you.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.