Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Worst Jokes Ever
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
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You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Best joke ever.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
