Worst Jokes Ever
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
No, no, no, I am cool.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!