Worst Jokes Ever
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Sup peoples?
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.