Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

    • What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

    The baseball player knows where home base is.

    Gender

    • I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

    Whip

    • Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

    Cinderella

    • One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

    (P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

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    • Drug

    • Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.

    Pie

    • The pie tasted weird today.

    Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

    Mistake

    • They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

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    • Woman

    • Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

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    • Woman

    • If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀