What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Worst Jokes Ever
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Like if your best friend is emo.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
