Never jokes
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.