Never jokes
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"