Never

Never jokes

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.