Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals
A: Because there never wanted
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What store do orphans never go to Home Depot 🤣
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
