Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
