Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
why did the gym close
its because it just never worked out
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
