Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why do orphans live on buses? They never have a home to stop at
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
If Shaquille OβNeal had a boat he wouldβve named it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. βI never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?β βFrom my father.β said Johnny. βWell, he should be ashamed of himself. And itβs no reason for you to talk like that. You donβt even know what it means.β βI do.β said Johnny. βIt means the car wonβt start.β
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.