What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
WHy can you never trust adoms
because they make up everything
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
