The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
