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Never jokes

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"