People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
