What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Never Jokes
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
