A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
Do a neck reveal
what do you call a flat road named after george floyd
Flat neck road
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
