why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
(Bob holds Deric's neck) Deric: "Water(what are) you doing?"
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
Go commit neck rope.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
*sing in music lesson* i want to die, i want to die, i want to choke myself, break my neck and die.
👌neck
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
