Alan jokes

What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?

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I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!