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Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

Memes

Reincarnation

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

Sentence

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

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  • Alphabet

    In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

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  • Alphabet

    What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

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  • Incest

    Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

    Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

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  • Community

    I'm a charvgartha grafting multiple dark matter surrons I own all the montirex suits, have a Scouse fade and wear 95s I strip every piece of copper I see so I can go to the bricklaying course. I'm summoning Alan reet at 6pm today to see his bird