Name jokes

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

Man: I'm here for the job interview.

Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.

Man: Just anywhere?

Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?

Man: Yeah, that's me.

(Shakes hands and sits back down)

Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?

Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.

Employer: I like you already, you're hired!

Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!

Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.

Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?

Employer: No.

Man: This... This is a photography job, right?

Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Robetoe.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Campbell.

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.