Name Jokes

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...

Whats up brother

The image shows four photos of a cute, white baby goat with different expressions, arranged in a 2x2 grid. The top left photo shows the goat looking up with its head held high. The top right photo shows the goat looking to the side with a neutral expression. The bottom left photo shows the goat with a slightly smug expression. The bottom right photo shows the goat with its head tilted slightly back and eyes narrowed. The text above the image reads: "When the teacher uses your name as a good example."

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Campbell.

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

What's Adam's biggest fear?

Andy with a belt.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.

What's the difference between Andy and acne?

Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

Best, Tenya Bailey.