Jas jokes

Man

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Memes

Name

Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.

Peter: "Hi Jack."

Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"

Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"

Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"

Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

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  • Shelter

    Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

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  • Michael Jackson

    Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

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  • Hypocrisy

    Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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  • Attitude

    "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow

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  • Memes

    Community

    Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh Otro sunset bonito que veo en San Juan Disfrutando de toda' esas cosas que extrañan los que se van Disfrutando de noches de esas que ya no se dan Que ya no se dan Pero queriendo volver a la última vez que a los ojos te miré Y contarte las cosas que no te conté (te pareces a mi crush, ja, ja) Y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré Acho, jurado te ves bien linda, déjame tirarte una foto Ey, tengo… Read more

    Poll

    This shit is crazy btw. Recently, Mal, Nyx and Jas have returned and today both Thoughtless and Dab is back. We're finally going in the right direction. And I think Explain has a major part in this.

    So I'm announcing the Explain Bear Cult, if ylu wanna join comment here, I'll make u a pfp then u have to put #EBC in ur bio

    Poll

    Let's start bets. Some WJE Ogs are finally coming back, most note able being, May, Purplepanda, Jas(kinda), mal and nyx. So who is gonna be next to return?

    I can't think of many folk so just comment if there's not on the list