Name jokes

What did Grant say? "I'm gay."

What do you call a dipshit?

A Charlie.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

What's another nickname for a flat emo?

A copping boars.

What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?

Lester Piggott's.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

Sam from Bow.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Ho Lee Fuk.

"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

"What about the boy?" the woman asked.

The doctor said, "Denephew."