Name jokes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Ben
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Yoav
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Ashton Parkes.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.