Name jokes
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Yoav
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Ashton Parkes.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Sam from Bow.