Naked Jokes

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."

“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.

I don't worship Jesus.

Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...

What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.

The doctor reply’s with:

“I can clearly see your nuts”

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.