Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.
Matt, "Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife"
Priest, "how so?"
Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything just rubbed each other, that's all"
Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"
Matt, "okay i promise not to see her again"
Then Matt walks out the door
Priest, "Hey I saw you! you didn't put any money in the donation box!!"
Matt, "Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in"
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”
why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
Little Johnny walked on into to his house.He heard a banging sound from up above and decied to investigate.He opened the door to his parents room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door.He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
