My jokes

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Why do my kids die?

Stinky Oussy :D

I love my name.

Stephanie is my name.

My car 🚘

I love my dog, Sadie.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

I love my family.

How do I feed the baby with my pants on?

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

Hi! I love my dog.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

I have fun with my friends.