My jokes
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
I love my dog!
My dad is nice!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
I love my name.
Stephanie is my name.
My car 🚘
I love my dog, Sadie.