My jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.

I bought a book for my blind friend.

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Guys stop before I tell my parents!