Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
My Jokes
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
You are so ugly my man died.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
