My jokes

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Guys stop before I tell my parents!

Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?

A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.