Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.