Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
3 men walk up to indans, one american,one muslim, and one african american, the indans say were all ganna kill you. one of the men ask why. The indan says so we can use your skin to make kyanks. He also says yall decide how you die.The mysim says i want to drown, so they drown him.African american says shoot me.And the american grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, i mean everywhere. the indan said whats the point of this and the american says f**k your kyanks.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
What do you get when u cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag A sad news story
Muslims Don't need weed they've got the Koran You burn that sh*t and your gonna get stoned
I love Muslims, they are great at parties! They have the best fireworks.
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
Your the bomb a complement in the USA A argument In The Middle East
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
Muslim furries like goats
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
