Muslim jokes
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.