Muslim jokes
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
Muslim furries like goats.
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.