Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
Muslim Jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
