Muslim jokes

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.