Musician

Musician Jokes

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Michael Jackson

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

Hospital

What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

No seriously, what is it?

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Reaction

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Christmas Tree

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.