What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Imagine being emo
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
