Music jokes
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Ur mom is emo.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Emo people totally suck!
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."