Music jokes
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Ur mom is emo.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.