Which pokemon listens to Aha? Takemeon
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Stephan Hawking listens to the song Iam Still Standing and crys tohimself
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.
What was Beethoven's favourite insect?
The Bee. :0
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
