Music

Music jokes

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

*Weird background music*

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.