What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
what is steven hawkings mum? Your mum!
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum
Why can’t orphan have horse
Because they run away like there mum did
Why can’t someone say ur mums gay to an orphan because he doesn’t have a mum
Ur mum gay... Sorry wrong person
What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys was saying your mom is good at her job, but I realize my mom doesn't work. So I ask my mom why are these guys saying your good at your job, you don't work. My mom said yeah I got new job. So I said what do you do. My said job hand, no I mean is called a hand job
I went home one day. My mom said look what a few guys got me. It was a MILF trophy. My mom ask what does that mean. So I said Mom's I'd Like To Fuck. Then my mom said these guy want to fuck me. I said yeah. Then my mom said I still got it.
Your mom .com
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
Ur mum smells like shit ye so she sucks a man off and washenmasheen yo don’t at me yeh u chiken breath
why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans
