Much jokes

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Why do orphans love school so much?

They have no HOMEWORK.