Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew

what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.

Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?

Because they’re hill areas.

Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they’re HILLarious!

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom. One tourist falls down. The tourist that’s still on the mountain says"You ok down there?" The other tourist says"Can’t i just rest in peace?!"

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain.

what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”


What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you.

my cock lmao

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can’t jump.

why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains

why are hill billy so weird because there name is billy

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.