How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
why do mountains contain things? because their moun tains
why are hill billy so weird because there name is billy
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why are mountains allways tired? Becose they don't Everest
Climb high climb far Get high get far
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Whats the laziest mountain
Mount Ever-rest
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
MOUNTAIN DEW!
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Why are mountains so funny-- because they are so high
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
why did sally not save the mountain climber because it was here dad
