Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Mountain Jokes
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
My cock, lmao.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
