Mother Jokes

One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.

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What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

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knock knock who's there? Mother! Mother who. its your mother.

your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it

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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

why do orphans only have 354 days?

cause they are missing mothers and fathers day

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sibling" Santa Claus wrote him back and said "okay, send me your mother"

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room

The present: Laundry

*gunshot*

A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.