Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine

Today I went to the doctor for a test and he said I have 10 months to live. So later that day I stabbed him to death & the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved

One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors