What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
Why was the broom late because it had oversleep
What do you call a opener that doesn't work a can,t opener
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
Why can't you trust the atom cose they make up everything
what is something that smells yuck 🤮 old bus sits
what is a tree that dose not exist money tree
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Lol these jokes have been heard millions of times
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
