If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock
whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
i saw a yellow bus and i knew that some-ting was wong. the bus was white
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.
Father: Sorry
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
what do you call a stalker stalking himself a narcissist
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
