I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Meow meow I'm a dog said the sped kid
Nihha scarborough face
Jackhammer McQueerson
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
What is the difference between a lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Imagine failing to commit suicide, you might as well go kill yourself