What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
there are 6 kinds of vitamins.wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made,just ask the ku klux klan they will tell you.
Sim a is proof cats don’t always land on their feet
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
how do make an adult cry? stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.