Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
I heard there making a film about Jimmy savill it's a very touchy subject
I heard the film about Is so boring it puts u to sleep
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
my life get it cause i dont got one
In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba
Anal sex is for A......s
My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ̈emo jokes aren ́t funny, cut it out ̈
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
what did Cinderela say when she got to the ball? wow hairy
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
Once I was 7
I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
