Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)

Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn’t f... her the way her stupidity could

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You’re armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!! I hate having dyslexia

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

You know how on Snapchat hmu means hit me up? A school posted smu. Nikolas Cruz responded.

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

If your ever bored just beat up a orphan, what are they gonna do tell their parents

What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?

The Inbredibles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Your joke: you

I am like currency, people always trade me out for someone better

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Make a wish Kid: I don’t want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out