Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

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My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black

person: Big black what

Riddler: ...

person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'