My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Riddler: riddle me this are you scared of the big black
person: Big black what
Riddler: ...
person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean
knock knock whos there? not sally
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms
What did the egg say to the tuna
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
Whats the square root of 2001? 9/11
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
why are americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.