A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit

What’s worse than finding a worm I your apple?

The holocaust.

So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

There was a cannibal who had a wife and (eight) kids.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, “Can I touch it?”. The little boy looks back at her and says, “Hell no, you already broke yours off!”.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

guess what sucks

my life

How are guys and tile floors alike

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

my new girl friend is a p... star she would probably kill me if she found out

Black people: exist

Cops: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they’re not so cool cuz I shot up the school

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

My life…

When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where

Songs I like to shoot up a school listening to- pumped up kicks, pink season album, and goodbye moon man.

Guy walks up to me and says, “I wonder if the hookman is real” I reply saying, yea it’s Asa Hutchinson, lol

How do you make a pink smurf

You peel the skin off