Morbid Jokes

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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

modern feminisim

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”

What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...

Off the nearby cliff

Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

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Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"