Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

Man

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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  • Princess Diana

    How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

    They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

    Fish

    What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

    The fish can swim.

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  • Killer

    The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

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  • Adult

    Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

    Pride Month

    I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

    She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

    Mom

    A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."

    HIV

    Me: spreading positivity.

    Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

    Inch

    What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...

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  • Irony

    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

    Zombie

    I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

    no one could tell that it was their blood.

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