In preschool, i confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as i was, i sucked it up and went back to teaching.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
If a white cop had a black dick would he beat it to death
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
