How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What did the North tower say to the south tower. "sorry can't talk, got to catch a plane"
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend..? come
How is the world like dirt?Because we don't think twice about it.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said "Honey, I flat chested. The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex. The next day, the wife said "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."...
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
