How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Morbid Jokes
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Willies.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
