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Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because it wasn’t peeling good.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you

Monkey Man’s mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

what is yellow and smells like bananas?

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said “I’m gay!”

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said… “Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?”

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.

One fell of and bumped his head

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said

Why the heck was my children jumping on a bed.

If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I’m right behind ya Mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m laughing because you look like a monkey

No Seriously

I’m right behind ya

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys… Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!

Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George!

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

three scientists are doing an experiment, they are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephants ass. in the lab they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. the monkey sticks the cork up the elephant’s ass and the scientists wait three weeks.

the monkey pulls out the cork and all three scientists go back and discus what they saw. the first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown then it all went black, the second, standing two miles away, said the same, the third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.

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