Mom's jokes
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.