Mom's jokes
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
GF be like...
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your mom.
Your dad!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.