Mom's jokes
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!