Momma jokes

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.