Momma jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.