Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Yo momma!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
