Momma jokes
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.