Momma

Momma jokes

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.