Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
imma destroy yo momma's cunt just like I destroyed that tastykake
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!!!
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mommas so fat she doesn’t know how to play bacon.
Yo mommas so fat it takes her 1000000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mommas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
