Momma jokes

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.