Momma jokes
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.