I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Wat did rapboats mom say to rapboat? Is it in yet?
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
